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April 21st, 2004, 11:01 PM
#1
HB Forum Owner
another dollar in my bank..another dollar to spend...
There is too much sameness with my days lately..I need a change of routine..*yawns* [img]graemlins/sleepy.gif[/img]
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April 22nd, 2004, 08:35 PM
#2
Inactive Member
Shake things up by...
* Bringing pies for throwing. Maybe set up a small catapult
* Wearing sunglasses, avoiding sunlight, drinking red liquids, see how long before someone stakes you
* Pretending not to know what common household products are. "This toiletpaper you speak of..."
* Marking off your territory. Literally. Spread that special little scent, like God meant it to
* Go jogging without a bra
* Giving everyone you know annoying nicknames and only refer to them by those names
* Going commando and 'accidentally' leaving your fly open
* Rhyming your questions, use dirty words
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ April 22, 2004 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Lefty ]</font>
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April 23rd, 2004, 09:10 PM
#3
Inactive Member
wearing dark sunglasses and asking people what your race is.
yelling soccer is for sissies at a finals match
passing gas in a crowded elevator
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April 24th, 2004, 01:38 AM
#4
HB Forum Owner
Too funny guys..lmao
And lefty if I went jogging with out a bra Id be tripping over my own breasts...and gravel rash on the nipples isnt fun..lol
But it is fun to see the guys faces when I do put an extra 'bounce' in my walk and make the 'twins' jiggle that lil bit more..hehehe [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
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May 3rd, 2004, 10:59 PM
#5
Inactive Member
* color-coordinating my dildonics collection
* trying to get the nipple rash image that Belle spoke of out of my mind
* thinking of clever ways "accidently" back over my MIL with the car
* pondering if I will EVER find a job and whether or not I will become an alcoholic from having too many frosty beverages while perusing the classified ads
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May 6th, 2004, 07:58 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
I could tell ya several ways for getting rid of your MIL but I could get into trouble... *evil giggle* [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
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May 7th, 2004, 02:45 AM
#7
Inactive Member
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May 7th, 2004, 08:05 PM
#8
Inactive Member
Release the flying monkeys you found at her sister's place
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May 9th, 2004, 07:53 AM
#9
HB Forum Owner
Drop a house on her and steal her shoes..
Douse her with a bucket of water and watch her melt..
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